Things I Really Hate

I hate people who point at their wrist while asking for the time, like I don’t know where on my body to look for the time!
I hate people who are willing to get up to search the entire room for the T.V. remote but won’t walk up to the T..V. to change the channel!
I hate people who say “you just want to have your cake and eat it too!” Well, of course, what else would I do with it?
I hate people who say “it’s always in the last place you look.”…yeah, or I would keep looking!
I hate when people who are watching a show with you look over and say “Did you see that?” No, I was sitting here looking the other way!
I hate people who say “Can I ask you a question?” Didn’t really give me a chance to say “No”, did you?
I hate when something is advertised as “new and improved”…which is it? New or Improved? And what was it before? Old and ruined?
I hate when you wait for the bus and someone next to you asks, “Did the bus come yet” DUH! Would we still be standing here?
I hate anti-theft detectors on C.D.’s…you nearly break the disc just trying to get the package open!
I hate people who use so much slang in emails you can’t even understand what they’re saying!
I hate people who wear their pants down around their thighs.
I hate people who honk and wave at me who I don’t know.
I hate when someone leans over my shoulder to read and mumbles to themselves.
I hate semi-truck drivers who never get it…your turn signal has been on for the last fifteen miles and you’ve missed all exits!
I hate people who never name their dogs and just call them “dog”.
I hate it when my sister licks out all the filling of an oreo cookie and puts all the cookie parts back in the tray.
I hate when someone you’re forced to take a long ride with wears A LOT of cologne.
I hate it when people who I invite to a party in turn invite a lot of OTHER people to the same party!
I hate it when a crooner asks if they can get “fries with that shake”?!
I hate people who tell the end of movies.
I hate people who stand in line with more than 10 items in the “10 items or less” line.
I hate people who chew on pens they’ve borrowed …and actually return them.
I hate people who try to tell a joke that isn’t funny; or worse, people who tell a joke, but forget the punch line and then tell you that it was a real “hoot”.
I hate neighbors who leave their Christmas lights up until September.
I hate being in job interviews when the interviewer never makes eye contact.
I hate someone yelling random numbers while I’m trying to count money.
I hate people who stand up and announce that they’re going to the bathroom.
I hate popping gum during class.
I hate drivers who tailgate old people.
I hate people who leave the supermarket cart in the only open parking space when it’s 20 below zero.
I hate people who pee in the swimming pool.
I hate people who tell me how they were “so much worse off” in their day.
I hate drivers who turn on their bright lights just as they get in front of you.
I hate people who tell little kids the truth about Santa Claus.
I hate people who put everyone on speaker phone.